Mean Mr. Mustard

E            

Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park, shaves in the dark, trying to save paper.

B7                                        D7

Sleeps in a hole in the road.  Saving up to buy him some clothes.

B7

Keeps a ten bob note up his nose.

          E              C  B7                E             C  B7

Such a mean old man.      Such a mean old man.

E

His sister Pam works in a shop, she never stops, she's a go getter.

B7                                                     D7

Takes him out to look at the queen.  Only place that he's ever been.

B7

Always shouts out something obscene.

           E            C    B7                 E            C  B7

Such a dirty old man.        Such a dirty old man.

A         

Mean Mr. Mustard.  Such a dirty dirty.

E

Mean Mr. Mustard.  Such a dirty dirty.

A                                                          B7

Mean Mr. Mustard.  Such a dirty old man.

E            

Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park, shaves in the dark, trying to save paper.

B7                                        D7

Sleeps in a hole in the road.  Saving up to buy him some clothes.

B7

Keeps a ten bob note up his nose.

          E              C  B7                E             C  B7

Such a mean old man.      Such a mean old man.

          E              C  B7                E             C  B7       E

Such a mean old man.      Such a mean old man.